"What does your father do..."
Little Tommy was in the 4th grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All of the typical
answers came up fireman, policeman, salesman, etc...
Tommy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him
about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good,
he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money.
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some coloring, and took little Tommy aside to ask him,
"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Tommy, "He plays for the Buffalo Bills, but I was too
embarrassed to say so."
That's just wrong.
Posted by: Contagion at December 21, 2005 08:32 AM