A harried waitress was being bothered by one troublesome diner all through the lunch hour. Finally, as he was paying his bill, he presented her with her tip. Three cents.
The waitress had had enough. But she smiled sweetly and said to the customer. "Would you like me to read those pennies for you? Some people can read palms to tell fortunes. I can read pennies to tell me things about a person."
The guy, not knowing where this was going said, "Sure, lets see what these pennies can tell you about me."
The waitress pointed at the first penny. "This one," she said, "tells me that you are very frugal."
The man nodded. He was very carefull with his money.
Next, the waitress pointed at the second penny. "This one tells me you are a bachelor." she said.
Again the man nodded. He was a bachelor.
Finally the waitress pointed at the last penny and said, "And this one tells me that your father was a bachelor too."
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