In the twenty years since Chernobyl, the worlds worst nuclear accident, there has been:
* A 25% increase in Godzilla sightings.
* An AMERICAN won the Tour De France... SEVEN TIMES!
* IN A ROW!!!
* A Texan was elected President of The United States!
* Twice!
* IN A ROW!!!
* Michael Jackson went from being a rich black guy to being a poor white 'guy'.
* The earth has been destroyed several times (in different movies).
* The blogosphere spontaneously brought itself into existence.
* Only be taken over by a Robot-dancing, penguinophile, hobo murdering, puppy-blender.
* Talking lizards have started selling car insurance!
It's the end of the world as we know it!
(This has been a Precision Guided Humor Assignment.)
Posted by GEBIV at June 15, 2006 08:55 AM | TrackBackFunny!
Posted by: blue square at June 16, 2006 10:46 AM