June 15, 2006

PGHA: Armageddonist Alarms

In the twenty years since Chernobyl, the worlds worst nuclear accident, there has been:

* A 25% increase in Godzilla sightings.

* An AMERICAN won the Tour De France... SEVEN TIMES!

* IN A ROW!!!

* A Texan was elected President of The United States!

* Twice!

* IN A ROW!!!

* Michael Jackson went from being a rich black guy to being a poor white 'guy'.

* The earth has been destroyed several times (in different movies).

* The blogosphere spontaneously brought itself into existence.

* Only be taken over by a Robot-dancing, penguinophile, hobo murdering, puppy-blender.

* Talking lizards have started selling car insurance!

It's the end of the world as we know it!

(This has been a Precision Guided Humor Assignment.)

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