When I'm guiding you into the car wash, and I yell out, "Stop! Neutral! Foot off the break!" You really have to do it in that order. Any deviation, or rearranging will only result in you not getting the wash you just paid for.
And please, don't come in with a car that hasn't been washed in months, a 1/2 off coupon that gets you the premium wash for only $5, and complain that you don't get a free re-wash 5 days later. If you cared about your car being clean that much, you wouldn't have waited till you couldn't see out of the windows before you washed it the first time!
So, how do you install one of those fancy captcha thingies? I just realized how many spam comments I've gotten. And I've been too.... lazy to delete them all the time. (hangs head in shame)
Any suggestions?
(Real ones, no spam please... yeah, like that's gonna work.)
And you don't have to tell me how dirty your car is, or how long it's been since you last had it washed. I can tell.
In fact, I've been doing this so long I can probably tell you how long it's been since you last washed it, and what counties you were driving in during that time.
And telling me it's been months since you got it washed and then complaining the $5 discounted wash you just purchased doesn't have a free re-wash in five days... that's just so cheap.