December 16, 2005

Filthy Lie: Evil Glenn's Christmas

So, what's Evil Glenn doing for Christmas this year?

Same as every year, sitting around with his family beneath a penguin festooned tree, singing his favorite, evil Christmas Carols.


  • Randolf the Red Nosed Hobo

  • The Blending Song (Manchester Terriers Spinning in and Open Blender)

  • Deck the Hoboes (With Bats and Hammers)

  • The Hobo Got Run Over By My Buick

  • Jingle Bell Rock

And when the family is done singing, he'll put in his favorite movie How the Grinch Stole Christmas. (Which he thinks is the greatest movie ever made because his pirated copy cuts off right before the Grinch has a change of heart and becomes good...)

Finally, after the Inst-Children are put to bed, Evil Glenn will set himself down in his easy chair next to the fireplace, and wait with baseball bat in hand for Santa. He's still a little annoyed about his present from when he was ten years old. Apparently that was the year he made his first puppy shake, so instead of the puppies he asked for, Santa gave Evil Glenn a box of banana slugs. Evil Glenn has waited by the fireplace every year since.

Ah, Holiday traditions...

Posted by GEBIV at December 16, 2005 07:34 PM | TrackBack

He should have tried the blended banana slugs. Maybe it would have lessened the evil.

Nah. Indeed.

Posted by: JermCool at December 21, 2005 05:38 AM
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