July 08, 2006

Filthy Lie: Know thy Enemy-Frank J.

Wow. It looks like Frank J.'s been running IMAO for four years now. And you know what that means?

That's right! It's time to tell filthy lies about Frank! And in a manner shamelessly stolen from Frank.

Know Thy Enemy: Frank J.


* Frank J. claims to be a samuri.

* He also has an apreciation for firearms.

* Together those two facts make him the most dangerous person in... his house.

* Except for his wife Sarah K. -who in addition to the above skills can also add "Combat Singing."

* Some people claim that his blog's name, IMAO, stands for In My Arrogant Oppinion.

* They're wrong.

* It actually means "I Mao" and is a reference to Frank J.'s belief that he is the re-incarnation of Mao Tse Tung.

* Frank J's site should not be confused with IMOW or IMOE. Which are, respectively, about lawn care and the leader of The Three Stooges.

* Frank J. claims to hate cats.

* He actually likes them a lot... with Orange Sauce and a side of noodles.

* It's order #42 at the Chinese restaurant down the street.

* Frank J. was once shot by a monkey.

* Frank J. was forced to kill that monkey with his samuri skills.

* Fortunately for Frank, the monkey hadn't completed Ninja school or Frank would have been a goner.

* Frank J. made IMAO a group blog so he would have more time to pursue his hobbies.

* The main one being -hunting down all the monkeys on the planet.

* Spacemonkey only gets to live until Frank gets around to extraterrestrials.

* Frank J. once met Chuck Norris.

* Well he would have met him if he hadn't hid in fear behind the sunglass stand at the mall where Mr. Norris was signing autographs.

* Frank J. isn't afraid of Chuck Norris. He's afraid of beards.

* Which is probably the only reason he hasn't kicked Harvey off IMAO yet.

* There is only one thing better than reading Frank J.'s writing at IMAO.

* And that's reading more of Frank J.'s writings!

* Happy Blogiversary Frank!

Posted by GEBIV at July 8, 2006 07:12 PM | TrackBack

samuri you say? I challenge him to combat against my Okinawan Isshinryu Karate , full contact.

Master Debbie
Defender Against Terrorism for the Alliance

Posted by: Debbie at July 30, 2006 08:37 PM
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